i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
she smelled like a LAN party
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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