How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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