Plan B is the new Plan A
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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