I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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