Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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