Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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