I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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