What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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