so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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