gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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