spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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