i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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