If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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