how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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