Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If its not for food we ain't going out.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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