As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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