we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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