$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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