If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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