Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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