so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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