Sponge bath it is.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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