I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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