I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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