i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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