Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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