im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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