I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We talked him into tasing himself.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
They have beer where we have blood.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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