I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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