so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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