New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I believe in your delicious
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Randomize
