Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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