dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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