Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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