There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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