either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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