just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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