Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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