That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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