Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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