You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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