we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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