Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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