singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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