Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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