Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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