No subtext here. People are naked.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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