Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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