the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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