i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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