Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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