I feel like I'm in dance class right now
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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