I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
home. puking in laundry basket.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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