i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
sarcasm needs its own font
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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